On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row.
We only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays.
You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week.
Is your name “Regina”? No? Then you can’t wear hoop earrings, skank!
If you break any of these rules, you can’t sit with us.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
If you wear a tank top two days in a row, like at least put a cute cardigan over it?
Jeans/track pants on Fridays ONLY, ho-bags.
One ponytail a week, but messy buns are okay.
If you break any of these rules, you can’t sit six feet from us.
Wear pink on Wednesday or Thursday. The schedule looks sexy pushed back.
Tank tops are in.
Jeans/track pants every other day. But not with tank tops. We have standards.
Two ponytails a week. Like, not at the same time, though. We’re serious, Karen. You look stupid.
If you break any of these rules, you can’t use our shared Zoom background.
Wear pink on any day that feels like a Wednesday.
Don’t let us see your jeans and track pants on the webcam.
Ponytails are cute now, right?
If you eat lunch, just keep it low-carb. (We’re not animals.)
If you’re wearing pink (or red or whites that went through the wash with reds), we declare it’s Wednesday. Wednesday is what we want it to be.
Same pair of jeans/track pants every day. Grunge chic?
Wash your hair at least once a week, you fugly slut.
Is butter a carb?
Like, I remember pink, but what is Wednesday?
If you’re not wearing any pants, just don’t let us see it on the webcam.
Make the messiest bun you can. Messier. Call it “The Rat-King.” It’s part of you now.
Eat a stick of butter for lunch.
NOT TO GO ON ALL-FOURS, THAT IS THE LAW.
NOT TO CLAW THE BARK OF TREES, THAT IS THE LAW.
ARE WE NOT MEN?
IS BUTTER A CARB?
it is pink it is wednesday
always
we are pink
when is wednesday over?
the limit
the limit
the limit does not exist