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quarantines
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June 11, 2021Richard III Is Not Ready for Hot Girl Summer
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane
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March 31, 2021The Captivity-to-Workplace Reintroduction Program
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March 31, 2021Horror Icons in Quarantine: One Year in
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March 29, 2021Spring Is Here! We’re Going to Have to Change Out of Our Sweatpants Now, Aren’t We?
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March 26, 2021The Four Questions, Modified for Another Passover in Quarantine
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March 24, 2021A Scene from Flowers in the Attic or from My Past Year in Quarantine?
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March 19, 2021Our Second Zoom Seder Is Coming Up, and It’s Definitely Going to Suck
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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