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All posts tagged
quarantines
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December 26, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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December 26, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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December 15, 2020Excerpts from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s The Long Fucking Winter
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December 10, 2020The Thing with Feathers
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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October 21, 2020Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
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October 16, 2020The Crucible II: A Quarantine Pod Is Rattled By Accusations and Deception
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October 9, 2020I Was Social Distancing Before It Went Mainstream, and Its Early Stuff Was Better
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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September 4, 2020“COVID Odyssey (Campus Health to Freshman Tom)”
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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