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All posts tagged
quarantines
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 19, 2021The Best Games to Play with Your Children after Nearly a Year in Quarantine
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January 22, 2021Llama Llama Remote-Learning Drama
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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December 15, 2020Excerpts from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s The Long Fucking Winter
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December 10, 2020The Thing with Feathers
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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