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All posts tagged
quarantines
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 19, 2021The Best Games to Play with Your Children after Nearly a Year in Quarantine
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January 22, 2021Llama Llama Remote-Learning Drama
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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December 15, 2020Excerpts from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s The Long Fucking Winter
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December 10, 2020The Thing with Feathers
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian