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All posts tagged
quarantines
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May 22, 2020I Love My Work
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May 21, 2020Alfred Hitchcock Presents: “Leaving Your Home After Self-Isolating for Two Months”
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May 20, 2020The Plastics from Mean Girls Revise Their Dress Code for Quarantine
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May 19, 2020Happy Onboarding, Virtual Intern!
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 18, 2020The Complete Oral History of My Quarantine
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May 13, 2020Introducing Coviday
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 11, 2020I’m the Quarantine Sitcom You’re Thinking of Writing, and I’m Begging You to Not
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May 7, 2020I Wish I Could Use This Time Spent Cursed By a Sea Witch to Be More Productive
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People