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All posts tagged
quarantines
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April 24, 2020Signs Your Sourdough Starter Has Been Overfed
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April 22, 2020Who Has Five Atmospheres, Four Layers, One Moon, and Finally Got What They Wanted for Earth Day?
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April 21, 2020Eight Kinds of Food Delivery Customers During the Coronavirus Crisis
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April 20, 2020The Coronavirus Crisis or the New York Knicks?
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April 17, 2020The Charmin Bears React to Being Furloughed
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April 17, 2020Emails from My Children’s School Before 8:00 AM During the COVID-19 Crisis
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April 16, 2020Living Through a Pandemic or Potty Training a Toddler?
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April 15, 2020An Update on the Grocery Delivery We’ve Fooled You Into Expecting
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April 15, 2020Famous TV Shows’ Intros Adjusted for Social Distancing
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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June 10, 2025Memo from the DHS: Deploy Megatron Before the LA Protesters Start Thinking They Have Rights
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June 10, 2025If Charles Bukowski Wrote a Children’s Book About Emotional Regulation
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President