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All posts tagged
quarantines
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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April 3, 2020An Oral History of the Last Few Days Or So
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April 3, 2020Heroine In an English Country House Novel or Member of a Pandemic Shelter-In-Place American Household?
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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April 1, 2020Emily Post’s Quarantine Etiquette
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April 1, 2020Short Existentialist Plays Starring You, Your Coworkers, and Your Family During Quarantine
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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March 30, 2020Self-Isolation or Graduate School?
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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March 27, 2020I Know There Is a Pandemic, But I Am Leaving You For Bob Ross
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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June 10, 2025Memo from the DHS: Deploy Megatron Before the LA Protesters Start Thinking They Have Rights
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June 10, 2025My Season Pass to Burnout Land
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June 10, 2025If Charles Bukowski Wrote a Children’s Book About Emotional Regulation
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President