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All posts tagged
quarantines
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May 6, 2020How to Quarantine Like a French Girl
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May 5, 2020Old and in the Way? Okay!
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May 5, 2020Daily Updates to My Work Email Signature That More Accurately Reflect My Job Description During Remote Learning
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May 4, 2020Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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April 29, 2020We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way
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April 29, 2020Beaver of Fine Arts: Area Pondlife Pivots During Quarantine
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 28, 2020An Uplifting Organ Exchange Chain Email
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April 27, 2020Philip Marlowe, DoorDash Delivery Guy
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian