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Amanda Lehr
Amanda walked out of the ocean three months ago. She’s currently trying her best.
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May 9, 2022For Bodily Autonomy Reasons, I Now Identify as a Corpse
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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September 28, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I Personally Break the Global Supply Chain
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September 23, 2021Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet
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June 28, 2021This Pride Month, We’ve Affirmed That We Fully Accept the LGBTQ Community’s Money
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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March 31, 2021Horror Icons in Quarantine: One Year in
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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February 12, 2021Famous Fictional Men Review Their Made-to-Order Girlfriends
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December 18, 2020The Tired HR Rep from Love Actually Sends Yet Another Memo
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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