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Amanda Lehr
Amanda walked out of the ocean three months ago. She’s currently trying her best.
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October 31, 2022Horror Movie Titles, According to Their Side Characters
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July 21, 2022Ernest Hemingway’s Juno
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June 23, 2022For Pride Month, Disney Proudly Announces Its First Openly Closeted Characters
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May 9, 2022For Bodily Autonomy Reasons, I Now Identify as a Corpse
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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September 28, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I Personally Break the Global Supply Chain
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September 23, 2021Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet
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