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Amanda Lehr
Amanda walked out of the ocean three months ago. She’s currently trying her best.
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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July 31, 2020GlenMoby Glen Dick
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July 8, 2020The Colorblind Rainbow Center for Campus Diversity Seeks a New Director to Tell Us That Nothing Is Wrong
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June 24, 2020We Condemn All Institutional Racism Except Our Own
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May 20, 2020The Plastics from Mean Girls Revise Their Dress Code for Quarantine
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April 13, 2020Cormac McCarthy’s The Quarantine
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March 12, 2020Pharaoh Decrees: “The Plagues Will Go Away On Their Own”
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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December 3, 2019Last Christmas, My Husband Gave Me the Machine from Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” and I Didn’t Realize How Much It Would Change Me
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 13, 2025Valentine’s Day Guide for the Huberman Lab Listener in Your Life
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February 13, 2025I Vow, from This Day Forward, to Watch Every Episode of Freaks and Geeks with You