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Amanda Lehr
Amanda walked out of the ocean three months ago. She’s currently trying her best.
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June 28, 2021This Pride Month, We’ve Affirmed That We Fully Accept the LGBTQ Community’s Money
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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March 31, 2021Horror Icons in Quarantine: One Year in
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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February 12, 2021Famous Fictional Men Review Their Made-to-Order Girlfriends
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December 18, 2020The Tired HR Rep from Love Actually Sends Yet Another Memo
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December 10, 2020Modern Yiddish Insults for the Outgoing President
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November 10, 2020We Have Slain Macbeth, So Let’s Just Not Think About the Witches Right Now
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November 5, 2020The Void Is Full. Please Stop Screaming into It
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October 6, 2020Hamlet, According to the White House’s Media Team
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
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