Cleave
Conmix
Commingle
Interlard
Fashion Into a Thick, Uniform Paste
Engruel
Rend Asunder
Fragment
Thresh With Surpassing Rapidity
May 2, 2005
The Settings That Would Be On A Blender Today If The Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date Of 1922
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