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All posts tagged
inventions
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August 1, 2018First Yelp Reviews of Significant Human Inventions
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April 5, 2017Cup! The Amazing Story of the World’s Greatest Container for Liquids
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September 24, 2015Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet
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January 28, 2015Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
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January 5, 2015Monologue: The Creator of Truck Nutz On What Inspired His Invention
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April 10, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
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February 14, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Draft Catalog Copy for Five New Kinds of Sexy Underwear
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November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
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September 4, 2007Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain
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January 13, 2006List: Dr. Phil’s Inventions
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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