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All posts tagged
inventions
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August 1, 2018First Yelp Reviews of Significant Human Inventions
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April 5, 2017Cup! The Amazing Story of the World’s Greatest Container for Liquids
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September 24, 2015Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet
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January 28, 2015Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
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January 5, 2015Monologue: The Creator of Truck Nutz On What Inspired His Invention
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April 10, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
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February 14, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: Draft Catalog Copy for Five New Kinds of Sexy Underwear
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November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
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September 4, 2007Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain
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January 13, 2006List: Dr. Phil’s Inventions
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral