World peace
Cloak of invisibility
Bottomless margarita
Pegasus unicorn
Fifteen minutes with Jesus (or Bono)
Magic credit card
Bionic robot arm
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World peace
Cloak of invisibility
Bottomless margarita
Pegasus unicorn
Fifteen minutes with Jesus (or Bono)
Magic credit card
Bionic robot arm