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wishes
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies
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March 28, 2019Things I Wish My Therapist Would Say to Me But She Never Does
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August 5, 2016What I Wish for My Newborn Baby…
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May 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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April 2, 2008The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
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March 8, 2006Things I Might Be Convinced to Give My Left Arm For
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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