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All posts tagged
wishes
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies
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March 28, 2019Things I Wish My Therapist Would Say to Me But She Never Does
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August 5, 2016What I Wish for My Newborn Baby…
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May 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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April 2, 2008The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
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March 8, 2006Things I Might Be Convinced to Give My Left Arm For
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant