life work, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving dying. God Morale is dead.
real man full-time employee is a hidden child that wants to play has already died. Thoughts Workplace interactions are the shadows of our feelings genuine interactions — always darker, emptier, and simpler.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger, and attracts rare, positive feedback from upper management.
The thought of suicide is a powerful comfort: it helps one through many a dreadful
It is not a lack of
love blue jean and T-shirt days, but a lack of friendship benefits that makes unhappy marriages employees.
live work here is to suffer, to survive not get fired is to find some meaning in the suffering.
the Anti-Christ your boss.
All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of
power gender and not truth.
The strongest and most evil spirits have so far done the most to
advance humanity increase the profit margin.
One begins to mistrust very clever people when they become
A single joyless
person employee is enough to create constant discouragement and cloudy skies for a whole household company, and it is a miracle if there is not one person like that. Happiness is not nearly so contagious a disease. Why?
What? A great
man CEO? I always see only the actor of his own ideal.
he the boss has no thought in his head, but in exceptional cases he has nasty thoughts.
So cold, so icy that one burns one’s fingers on him! Every hand is startled when touching him — and for that very reason some think he
glows should adjust the goddamn thermostat.
monsters the glitchy printer in the East Wing should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss the belly of that shitty, outdated printer, the abyss will gaze back into you.
The essence of all beautiful
art PowerPoint presentations, of all great art PowerPoint presentations, is gratitude OCD.
abdomen cubicle is the reason why man does not easily take himself for a god.
What is great in man is that he is
a bridge and not an end replaceable by a recent college grad.