Punks
Creeps
Hippies
Well-meaning salesmen
Helicopters
A telephone book
The Constitution
An overweight man holding a torch
A low-budget film
A mirror image of himself
The abstract quality of love
March 28, 2005
Types of People and Things That Have Been Shot by Charles Bronson
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