“Show me half your areola!”

“Show me your appendectomy scar!”

“Show me your neck wattles!”

“Please hold a magnifying glass over your feet while I zoom in!”

“Show me your bra, as long as it’s somewhat modest!”

“Adjust your pants slightly!”

“Take off your wimple!”

“Flash me in such an oblique way that I can still post the pics on Facebook!”

“Do something adorable with a kitten!”

“Thank you for your drunken generosity!”

“Have sex with me. Please.”