Hunter sprains ankle.

Hunter’s son mistakes hunter for moose.

Hockey mask obscures hunter’s peripheral vision.

Through a government-initiated job-share program.

Through a bureaucratic mix-up.

By osmosis.

Hunter develops non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

Hunted learns hunter has ticklish paws.

Karen Hunter marries Jonathan Hunted.

Hunter finds hunted attractive. (Their forbidden love spawns a child with the speed of a gazelle and the jaws of a lion. It is called a gazellion.)

Hunted drags self to a deserted mountain cabin, where he finds a first-aid kit, exercise equipment, a weapons cache, and a copy of Unlimited Power by Anthony Robbins.

Hunted gets hold of an Imperial Walker.

Hunted is Steven Seagal, hunter is some pies.