That girl you had to work with at summer camp who you fantasized about getting eaten by a bear.

Your coworker’s roommate who tried to hit on you at a party four years ago.

The therapist you stopped seeing because you were falling asleep in your own sessions.

Your favorite cousin’s unbearable best friend who you were stuck with in Yosemite for a week over Easter.

That poor kid from your alma mater that thinks you’re way cooler than you are and sent you a gushing message to please, please connect.

Your unemployed, living-at-home friend from college. (You graduated seven years ago).

That overzealous friend who sends LinkedIn requests to everyone he’s ever met.

Your creepy ex-boss.