ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
March 9, 2017
Words Jay-Z Intersperses in Songs As He Approaches Fifty
Uhh…
What?
Extra strength
Tylenol
Yes
Lumbar support
What?
Safety features
Uhh… uhh…
Electric light bill
What?
The Frick Collection
Lipitor
Yes
Arch support
Dow Jones
What?
Ergonomic
Jessica Fletcher
Uhh… uhh… huh?
Bursitis
What?
Shock absorbency
Tums
Yes
Pinot Grigio
Roth IRA
What?
Discount coffee
Yes
What?
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