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March 9, 2017

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Words Jay-Z Intersperses in Songs As He Approaches Fifty

by Sarah Sweeney

Uhh…

What?

Extra strength

Tylenol

Yes

Lumbar support

What?

Safety features

Uhh… uhh…

Electric light bill

What?

The Frick Collection

Lipitor

Yes

Arch support

Dow Jones

What?

Ergonomic

Jessica Fletcher

Uhh… uhh… huh?

Bursitis

What?

Shock absorbency

Tums

Yes

Pinot Grigio

Roth IRA

What?

Discount coffee

Yes

What?

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