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Articles by
Seth Rubin
Seth Rubin is a writer and comedian based in Chicago.
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point
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January 31, 2025An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”
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January 6, 2025Introducing Georg Property, the Long-Lost Third Property Brother
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April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
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March 4, 2022If Trans Kids Are Able to Transition…
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February 18, 2022My Real Life as a Writer vs. the Award-Winning Biopic About My Life as a Writer
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January 24, 2022Excerpts from The House of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point