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Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.
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January 28, 2019I Am So Progressive That I Am Already Preparing My 2020 Protest Vote For Donald Trump
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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July 25, 2017Other Meetings Jared Kushner Has Attended Without Realizing What They Were
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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January 16, 2017The Young Pope Walks Into a Bar…
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November 15, 2016Clearing Up the Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process
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October 31, 2016I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary is Great!
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July 7, 2016All of Your Internet Petitions Have Been Approved!
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now