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Articles by
Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles.
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January 28, 2019I Am So Progressive That I Am Already Preparing My 2020 Protest Vote For Donald Trump
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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July 25, 2017Other Meetings Jared Kushner Has Attended Without Realizing What They Were
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May 23, 2017Casting Call for Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe
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January 16, 2017The Young Pope Walks Into a Bar…
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November 15, 2016Clearing Up the Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process
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October 31, 2016I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary is Great!
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July 7, 2016All of Your Internet Petitions Have Been Approved!
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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September 3, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
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May 18, 2021Sorry I’ve Been So Weird During This Alligator Attack
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May 18, 2021Our Frat Boy Handmaiden Supreme Court Is Ready to Rule on Women’s Right to Choose
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May 18, 2021My Boss Kevin Waves Frantically As I Stray from This Zoom Call’s Agenda
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May 17, 2021Bruce Springsteen Is Reflective, Mindful, and on Fire