McSweeney's Quarterly Subscriptions
“An enduring literary presence.”
—Chicago Tribune
Subscribe to our multi-award-winning McSweeney’s Quarterly today.
Articles by
Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul is a writer based in the South with work recently found with AV Club, Rolling Stone, Slate, GQ, The Believer, and NBC. He also has spooky short stories featured by Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He writes a semi-regular newsletter called (((Echo Chamber))), with an emphasis on “semi-regular.”
-
January 21, 2021Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation
-
November 16, 2020Why Isn’t Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Respecting Our Time-Honored Peaceful Transition of Power?
-
June 30, 2020But Nyarlathotep Promised Us New Cenobite Judges Dedicated to Women’s Suffering!
-
March 16, 2020Is It Just Me, Or Does the Outer God Nyarlathotep Seem Ill-Equipped to Handle an Old-Fashioned Biblical Plague?
-
January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
-
September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
-
September 19, 2019Revised Political Usage and Application Directions For Kiwi Brand Shoe Polish
-
July 16, 2019Editor Revisions to Your Article About Donald Trump’s Most Recent Racist Tweets
-
May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
-
April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
-
January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
-
October 24, 2018The Death Cultists Keep Summoning Hell-Sphincters Outside Their Critics’ Homes, But That’s No Excuse to Yell At Them In Starbucks
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
-
June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
-
June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
-
June 14, 2021My Landlord Totoro