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Articles by
Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul’s recent work can be found with TNY’s Daily Shouts, Rolling Stone, Slate, GQ, The Believer, and Oxford American. He also has spooky short stories featured with Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He lives and writes in New Orleans.
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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October 24, 2018The Death Cultists Keep Summoning Hell-Sphincters Outside Their Critics’ Homes, But That’s No Excuse to Yell At Them In Starbucks
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September 5, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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May 4, 2018Sorry, But I Don’t See How Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult Is Negatively Affecting American Discourse
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December 12, 2017List: Trump or Hanukkah?
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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August 9, 2017Say What You Will, But Trump Certainly Sounds Presidential in These Last Moments of Civilization
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April 9, 2017Call Me a Nervous Nelly, But This Year I’m Painting Lamb’s Blood On My Doorposts
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