FURRY COSTUME CONTEST
Articles by
Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul’s recent work can be found with TNY’s Daily Shouts, Rolling Stone, Slate, GQ, The Believer, and Oxford American. He also has spooky short stories featured with Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He lives and writes in New Orleans.
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September 5, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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May 4, 2018Sorry, But I Don’t See How Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult Is Negatively Affecting American Discourse
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December 12, 2017List: Trump or Hanukkah?
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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August 9, 2017Say What You Will, But Trump Certainly Sounds Presidential in These Last Moments of Civilization
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April 9, 2017Call Me a Nervous Nelly, But This Year I’m Painting Lamb’s Blood On My Doorposts
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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January 18, 2017Why I’m Nominating a Necromancer for Secretary of Health and Human Services
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November 17, 2016Look, All I’m Saying Is Let’s At Least Give Nyarlathotep a Chance
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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