Articles by
Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul’s recent nonfiction can be found with The Believer, Oxford American, Virginia Quarterly Review, VICE Media, The A.V. Club, and Hazlitt. He also has spooky short stories featured with Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He lives and writes in New Orleans.
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May 4, 2018Sorry, But I Don’t See How Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult Is Negatively Affecting American Discourse
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December 12, 2017List: Trump or Hanukkah?
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November 27, 2017The Hitler’s Brain in a Jar That Lives Next Door
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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August 9, 2017Say What You Will, But Trump Certainly Sounds Presidential in These Last Moments of Civilization
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April 9, 2017Call Me a Nervous Nelly, But This Year I’m Painting Lamb’s Blood On My Doorposts
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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January 18, 2017Why I’m Nominating a Necromancer for Secretary of Health and Human Services
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November 17, 2016Look, All I’m Saying Is Let’s At Least Give Nyarlathotep a Chance
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results