The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Andrew Singleton
Andrew is a writer and advertising copywriter living in Austin, TX. He also runs the newsletter Monkey Bullets, which is sometimes funny and sometimes sad, both in the literal and cosmic sense.
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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November 6, 2020I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country
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October 21, 2020Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
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March 19, 2020No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism
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