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Articles by
Andrew Singleton
Andrew is a writer and advertising copywriter living in Oakland, CA. He’s a couple of other things too, but can’t think of them right now.
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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November 6, 2020I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country
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October 21, 2020Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
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March 19, 2020No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian