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Andy Newton

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Andy Newton is a writer living in Astoria, Queens.

June 12, 2018

Other Notable “Deals” Throughout History

by Andy Newton
May 31, 2018

List: The One Where Everything’s 2018

by Andy Newton and Michael Bleicher
February 5, 2018

A Day In the Life of Carter Page

by Andy Newton and Michael Bleicher
December 21, 2016

A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop

by Andy Newton
November 11, 2016

List: Comforters to Wrap Yourself In While Weeping Over the Fate of American Democracy

by Andy Newton

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

by Robin Zlotnick

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