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Andy Newton
Andy Newton is a writer living in Astoria, Queens.
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June 12, 2018Other Notable “Deals” Throughout History
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May 31, 2018The One Where Everything’s 2018
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February 5, 2018A Day In the Life of Carter Page
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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November 11, 2016Comforters to Wrap Yourself In While Weeping Over the Fate of American Democracy
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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