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Andy Newton

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Andy Newton is a writer living in Astoria, Queens.

June 12, 2018

Other Notable “Deals” Throughout History

by Andy Newton
May 31, 2018

The One Where Everything’s 2018

by Andy Newton and Michael Bleicher
February 5, 2018

A Day In the Life of Carter Page

by Michael Bleicher and Andy Newton
December 21, 2016

A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop

by Andy Newton
November 11, 2016

Comforters to Wrap Yourself In While Weeping Over the Fate of American Democracy

by Andy Newton

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