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Andy Newton is a writer living in Astoria, Queens.

June 12, 2018

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February 5, 2018

A Day In the Life of Carter Page

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List: Comforters to Wrap Yourself In While Weeping Over the Fate of American Democracy

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June 6, 2018

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