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Articles by
Ben Jurney
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May 19, 2015Should You Tweet That? A Brief Questionnaire
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January 15, 2015My Roommates are the Lamest
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August 29, 20142014: A Facebook Odyssey
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March 31, 2014Small World!
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January 31, 2014The Super Bowl: 5 Years From Now
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January 10, 2014The Perfect Boy Band
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October 17, 2013[Best Case Scenario] Yahoo! Answer Results
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July 25, 2013Free Human Bruce Springsteen Concert
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June 17, 2013An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers