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Ben Jurney
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May 19, 2015Should You Tweet That? A Brief Questionnaire
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January 15, 2015My Roommates are the Lamest
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August 29, 20142014: A Facebook Odyssey
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March 31, 2014Small World!
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January 31, 2014The Super Bowl: 5 Years From Now
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January 10, 2014The Perfect Boy Band
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October 17, 2013[Best Case Scenario] Yahoo! Answer Results
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July 25, 2013Free Human Bruce Springsteen Concert
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June 17, 2013An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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March 29, 2021New and Improved Updates to Slack
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”