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B.R. Cohen

March 25, 2007

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #32: Muscle and Flow

by B.R. Cohen
February 16, 2007

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XII: Galileo Was Right About the Stars

by B.R. Cohen
June 14, 2006

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred

by B.R. Cohen
February 14, 2006

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. X: On Chickens, Peas, Rib Eyes, and Dolls

by B.R. Cohen
October 11, 2005

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. IX: Little Charlie Darwin, God Bless Him

by B.R. Cohen
July 5, 2005

World-Historical Cheneys

by B.R. Cohen
June 2, 2005

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. VIII: Nothing Phallic Going On Here

by B.R. Cohen
February 18, 2005

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. VII: The Myth of Fingerprints; or, The Case of Duplicate Toe Jam

by B.R. Cohen
December 17, 2004

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. VI: Pascalian Tidbits of Biography

by B.R. Cohen
September 28, 2004

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. V: Einstein, Eddington, and the Greatest Desert-Island Album

by B.R. Cohen
August 19, 2004

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Bathtub Gin” by Phish

by B.R. Cohen
July 9, 2004

B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. IV: The Salad Days of Genetics

by B.R. Cohen

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