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B.R. Cohen
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December 16, 2014Best, Worst, or Only: Hanukkah Film Edition
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June 17, 2013Items from the New York Times’ “Meh List” or One of the Many Things I See in Front of Me Right Now?
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March 20, 2013I Have a Few Disclaimers About My New Short Story
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January 9, 2013B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 5: The Hunt for a Three-Headed Hydra
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June 15, 2012An Open Letter to the State of Pennsylvania
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September 25, 2009B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 4: International Week
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August 11, 2009B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 3: Mind the Gap
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July 26, 2009B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 2: The Elevator to Room 1028
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July 14, 2009B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 1: Ronzoni All the Way Down
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September 11, 2008An Anti-Environmentalist Drafts His Next Newspaper Column While Eating Takeout and Driving His Hummer
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December 7, 2007Hot Chocolate Is The Loneliest Life
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July 30, 2007B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XIII: The Ecology of Squish and Crunch
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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