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Brian Agler
Brian is a humor writer who has contributed to McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Splitsider. He works as a speechwriter in New York City. He is also a self-proclaimed hot dog expert.
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May 14, 2019This Is an Ad Targeted At Millennials
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January 31, 2017The Rules of This Board Game Are Long, But Also Complicated
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March 2, 2016Scenes From Iconic Films Hastily Rewritten So That They Pass the Bechdel Test
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December 4, 2015How You Can Still Have Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat
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May 15, 2015Famous Authors Write Pieces About Famous Authors Writing About Modern Things
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November 7, 2012The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
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December 3, 2009North Korea’s Most Controversial Standup Comic Performs At The People’s Shack Of Laffs
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist