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Articles by
Bryan Duff
Bryan Duff performs with Improvised Shakespeare and Cards Against Humanity.
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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August 23, 2017I’m Cherishing All the Joys of Being a New Parent: The Laughs, the Love, the Likes On Social Media
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May 31, 2017I Don’t Normally Get Political On Here But Today’s the Day We’re Toppling the Capitalist System and Starting That Class War
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September 29, 2016I Wish I Had More Than Eight Minutes With a Patient to Show Him I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies
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May 3, 2016Our Fledgling Theatre Company’s Only Goal Is to Constantly Betray Our Audience’s Trust
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546