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Catherine Elder
Catherine Elder is a writer based in Manhattan and originally from Charlottesville, Virginia. Her humor and satire live mostly on Medium. Her software isn’t allowed past the firewall and is still all pouty about it.
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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May 1, 2020Congratulations, Your Joke Will Be Featured in the Next Issue of Repeated Louder By a Man
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March 4, 2020Zen Koans You, a Woman In Tech, May Encounter In a Job Interview
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee