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Articles by
Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean is a comedy writer/performer based in New York City, originally from Houston, Texas. You can find his standup, sketches, and hastily-conceived political commentary on his YouTube channel, ChandlerDeanVideos.
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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January 17, 2019I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am
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January 9, 2019How Can I Help to Promote Diversity Without Relinquishing Any of My Power?
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November 19, 2018Our Friendship is Transitioning to a Paid Subscription Model
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November 7, 2018We Won?
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November 6, 2018My Absentee Ballot for Thanksgiving Dinner
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October 26, 2018We’ve Reached a New Low, Although I’m Not Gonna Specify Who’s Responsible
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October 3, 2018I’m Quitting Facebook, Except for All the Parts I Currently Use
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August 23, 2018What to Do If You’re Caught Trying
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July 13, 2018The Time Has Come to Reconcile With the Honeydew Wedge