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Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean is a comedy writer/performer based in New York City, originally from Houston, Texas. You can find his standup, sketches, and hastily-conceived political commentary on his YouTube channel, ChandlerDeanVideos.
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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November 9, 2022The Time Has Come for Republicans to Take a Long Look in the Mirror and Keep Doing the Same Thing
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October 7, 2022The Biden Administration Is Rigging the Midterms by Giving Voters What They Want
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September 12, 2022I Support Unions, but They’re Just Not the Right Fit for the Company I Happen to Own
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January 12, 2022Insurance Providers Are Now Required to Cover the Costs of At-Home COVID Tests for Any American Clever Enough to Navigate the Labyrinth of Terrors
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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August 17, 2021How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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