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Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean is a comedy writer/performer based in New York City, originally from Houston, Texas. You can find his standup, sketches, and hastily-conceived political commentary on his YouTube channel, ChandlerDeanVideos.
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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August 17, 2021How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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October 14, 2020Donald Trump or E.E. Cummings?
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June 8, 2020Now More Than Ever, the Future of Innovation Is as Disruptive as It Is Groundbreaking
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January 8, 2020I Have to Cancel Our Meeting Because the Notion of Deviating Even Slightly From My Daily Routine Makes Me Feel Overwhelmed and Anxious
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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July 31, 2019We Can’t Risk Losing to Donald Trump By Believing In Anything
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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