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Articles by
Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean is a comedy writer/performer based in New York City, originally from Houston, Texas. You can find his standup, sketches, and hastily-conceived political commentary on his YouTube channel, ChandlerDeanVideos.
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January 8, 2020I Have to Cancel Our Meeting Because the Notion of Deviating Even Slightly from My Daily Routine Makes Me Feel Overwhelmed and Anxious
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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July 31, 2019We Can’t Risk Losing to Donald Trump By Believing In Anything
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July 24, 2019Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive
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July 9, 2019It’s My Human Right to Never Experience Consequences
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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January 17, 2019I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am
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January 9, 2019How Can I Help to Promote Diversity Without Relinquishing Any of My Power?
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November 19, 2018Our Friendship is Transitioning to a Paid Subscription Model
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November 7, 2018We Won?
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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