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Articles by
Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean is a comedy writer/performer based in New York City, originally from Houston, Texas. You can find his standup, sketches, and hastily-conceived political commentary on his YouTube channel, ChandlerDeanVideos.
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October 11, 2023My Inner Monologue When I Listen to Live Jazz
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November 9, 2022The Time Has Come for Republicans to Take a Long Look in the Mirror and Keep Doing the Same Thing
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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October 7, 2022The Biden Administration Is Rigging the Midterms by Giving Voters What They Want
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September 12, 2022I Support Unions, but They’re Just Not the Right Fit for the Company I Happen to Own
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January 12, 2022Insurance Providers Are Now Required to Cover the Costs of At-Home COVID Tests for Any American Clever Enough to Navigate the Labyrinth of Terrors
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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August 17, 2021How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes