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Curtis Edmonds
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June 6, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Cotter Pin
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May 20, 2015I’m Not Going to Teleport to Stop & Shop Just Because You Are Out of Contact Lens Solution
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October 16, 2013Position Announcement, Staff Auditor (Internal), Open To All Applicants, But Especially Sheila in Risk Management
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February 27, 2013Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
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June 8, 2012Frequently Asked Questions About Filing for Temporal Bankruptcy
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December 5, 2011I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
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March 31, 2011Llanwyn the Unforgiving Seeks Vengeance at a Strip Mall Starbucks
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November 15, 2010You Built This City On What?
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June 8, 2010I Don’t Know, Honey, Where Do You Want To Eat?
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July 29, 200936 Hours on Tralfamadore
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March 25, 2009Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)
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November 19, 2008The Cervine Patient Begins His Analysis
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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