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Dan Carroll

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Dan Carroll is a writer living in Brooklyn, NY. The fact that he’s able to maintain a living in this discipline is a complete anomaly to him, his family, and most around him. Nothing makes sense. This simply cannot be.

March 7, 2018

Welcome to Newscycle: The World’s Most Exhausting Cycling Workout

DAN CARROLL
June 24, 2015

The Results of Doc’s Medical Examination On the Other Six Dwarfs

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

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November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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June 29, 2018

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