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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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April 7, 2025Copy and Paste Any of These Out-of-Office Replies for Your Personal Use
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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August 21, 2024I’ve Made Small Tweaks to Three Scenes in Your Sitcom
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June 24, 2024My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months
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March 26, 2024If I Had Been in the 1991 Movie Point Break Instead of Keanu Reeves
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February 7, 2024Pitching PBS My Refreshingly Violent Twist on Antiques Roadshow
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September 20, 2023Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
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August 22, 2023We Invent Bullshit Words to Get You to Buy All-New Outdoor Equipment
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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September 27, 2022Ineffective Emotional Monologues Deleted from Three Movies
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President