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Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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September 18, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 1
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April 24, 2020I Own a Chain of 1,529 Big Box Electronics Retail Stores and I’m Gonna Need to Grab Your Small Business Loan
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February 3, 2020Doug’s Meditation Class Is Canceled
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February 12, 2019Holy Christ, It’s Snowing!
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November 15, 2017Why Our 12-Ounce Cold-Pressed Juice Costs $71
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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January 6, 2017
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August 26, 2016I Have Signed the Guestbook of Your Charming Cottage By the Sea
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April 19, 2016Notes to Self for My One Man Show
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January 25, 2016Sorry If My PowerPoint Presentation at Work Was Weird
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex