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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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March 15, 2021The Guy Holding “THE END IS NEAR!” Sign Would Like a Word
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January 25, 2021What I’d Say to Paul Hollywood If I Were on The Great British Bake Off
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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September 18, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 1
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April 24, 2020I Own a Chain of 1,529 Big Box Electronics Retail Stores and I’m Gonna Need to Grab Your Small Business Loan
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February 3, 2020Doug’s Meditation Class Is Canceled
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February 12, 2019Holy Christ, It’s Snowing!
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November 15, 2017Why Our 12-Ounce Cold-Pressed Juice Costs $71
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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January 6, 2017
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August 26, 2016I Have Signed the Guestbook of Your Charming Cottage By the Sea
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April 19, 2016Notes to Self for My One Man Show
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 11, 2021The Thin Blue Line Flag: The Artist’s FAQ