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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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February 12, 2019Holy Christ, It’s Snowing!
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November 15, 2017Why Our 12-Ounce Cold-Pressed Juice Costs $71
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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January 6, 2017
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August 26, 2016I Have Signed the Guestbook of Your Charming Cottage By the Sea
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April 19, 2016Notes to Self for My One Man Show
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January 25, 2016Sorry If My PowerPoint Presentation at Work Was Weird
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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April 24, 2015I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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February 26, 2015Welcome to Caleb’s Humane Meats
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October 17, 2014What the Terrible Psychic Said
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July 31, 2014I Failed Terribly at Creating an Approachable Down-Home Tone for a Large American Hotel Chain
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose