Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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February 12, 2019Holy Christ, It’s Snowing!
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November 15, 2017Why Our 12-Ounce Cold-Pressed Juice Costs $71
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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January 6, 2017
It’s 2017 and I am Still Bombing in Comedy Clubs -
August 26, 2016I Have Signed the Guestbook of Your Charming Cottage By the Sea
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April 19, 2016Notes to Self for My One Man Show
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January 25, 2016Sorry If My PowerPoint Presentation at Work Was Weird
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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April 24, 2015I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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February 26, 2015Welcome to Caleb’s Humane Meats
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October 17, 2014What the Terrible Psychic Said
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July 31, 2014I Failed Terribly at Creating an Approachable Down-Home Tone for a Large American Hotel Chain
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe