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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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December 11, 2008I Wonder What They’re Saying in Bon Jovi’s Preconcert Prayer Circle
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September 19, 2008Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 22
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August 19, 2008My Therapist Thinks I Did My Vision Board Wrong, but I’m Pretty Sure I Nailed It
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June 19, 2008Your Millions Never Came: The Good News Is That I’m Making a Comeback
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May 2, 2008Youth Culture Findings
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April 10, 2008All Tomorrow’s Pills
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January 14, 2008More Truly Groundbreaking Copywriting
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November 28, 2007LinkedIn Invitation Email Copy Revised
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October 29, 2007Punching Up The Script: Car Wash (1976)
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July 27, 2007I Can Tell Millions Of Dollars Wouldn’t Make You Happy Anyway: A Brief Follow Up With Regard To My Losing Your Money
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July 12, 2007My Father’s Harper’s Index
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April 6, 2007Again, I’m Sorry I Failed To Make Millions Of Dollars On Your Behalf: A Follow Up Letter
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To