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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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December 8, 2005When Cops Bomb
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December 1, 2005Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 18
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October 29, 2005Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 17
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October 21, 2005My Rejected Cooking Show Ideas
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September 23, 2005Pretty Much the Way Some Tool on the Plane Was Telling Jokes While I Was Wondering If We Were All Going to Die in a Thunderstorm Over the Atlantic Ocean
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September 16, 2005I Can Never Recall the Name of Brooklyn’s New Hip Band
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September 15, 2005Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 16
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August 25, 2005Trying to Translate What My Girlfriend Is Saying in Swedish While She’s on the Phone to Her Mother
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August 13, 2005Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 15
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June 5, 2005Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 14
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May 31, 2005Please Sign My 37th-Year Book
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April 9, 2005Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 13
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