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Articles by
Dan Kennedy
Dan Kennedy is author of the books American Spirit, Rock On, and Loser Goes First. He is host of The Moth storytelling podcast and a host and performer at Moth live events. He lives in downtown New York.
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July 12, 2011As a Background Extra in The Film’s Café Scene, You Can Say Anything So Long as You Appear to Be Smiling and Talking
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June 16, 2011The School of Roadie
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March 25, 2011I Just Found Out ABC Family is Going to Pass on My Pitch
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February 17, 2011Growing Up, Our Neighbor Never Called Her Grandmother “Grandma.”
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January 26, 2011The Genius Bar
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November 23, 2010Five Surprisingly Effective Dinner Party Riddles That I Can Personally Guarantee
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September 29, 2010Use The Power of Subliminal Advertising in Your Brochure Text
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February 16, 2010When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.
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November 10, 2009Imagining U2’s Next Stage
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June 23, 2009I Can Triple Your Sales or Income With My Simple Sex/Heroin System
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May 2, 2009Jokes for People With Body-Image Problems Tied to Low Self-Esteem
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March 31, 2009Truly Groundbreaking Marketing Research: Understanding Twitter
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