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David Bradley Isenberg
David Bradley Isenberg is a writer who lives in New York. He is both ambidextrous and not.
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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October 10, 2017Jared Kushner’s First Draft Plan for Peace in the Middle East
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June 27, 2017I Only Protested the Affordable Care Act Because the President Was Black. Please Don’t Take Away My Health Insurance
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