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David Bradley Isenberg
David Bradley Isenberg is ambidextrous. He is also a stand-up comedian in New York City.
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January 8, 2020This True Crime Podcast Is Brought to You By the Prison Industrial Complex
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December 9, 2019I, Joe Biden, Don’t Support Medicare for All Because My Health Care Plan Is to Restart the Opium Wars
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November 13, 2019How to Pick the Right Therapist
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August 23, 2019I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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March 19, 2019Team-Building Itinerary For My Gig Economy Retreat
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January 10, 2019My Girlfriend? Yeah, I Let Her Think She’s In Charge
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October 29, 2018Tips to Avoid Saying What Your Job Actually Is At a Party
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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September 6, 2018I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 5, 2018I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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