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David Bradley Isenberg
David Bradley Isenberg is ambidextrous. He is also a stand-up comedian in New York City.
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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March 19, 2019Team-Building Itinerary For My Gig Economy Retreat
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January 10, 2019My Girlfriend? Yeah, I Let Her Think She’s In Charge
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October 29, 2018Tips to Avoid Saying What Your Job Actually Is At a Party
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October 16, 2018List: Humblebrag Injuries
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September 6, 2018Monologue: I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 5, 2018I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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October 10, 2017Jared Kushner’s First Draft Plan for Peace in the Middle East
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June 27, 2017I Only Protested the Affordable Care Act Because the President Was Black. Please Don’t Take Away My Health Insurance
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