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David Bradley Isenberg
David Bradley Isenberg is ambidextrous. He is also a stand-up comedian in New York City.
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January 8, 2020This True Crime Podcast Is Brought to You By the Prison Industrial Complex
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December 9, 2019I, Joe Biden, Don’t Support Medicare for All Because My Health Care Plan Is to Restart the Opium Wars
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November 13, 2019How to Pick the Right Therapist
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August 23, 2019I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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March 19, 2019Team-Building Itinerary For My Gig Economy Retreat
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January 10, 2019My Girlfriend? Yeah, I Let Her Think She’s In Charge
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October 29, 2018Tips to Avoid Saying What Your Job Actually Is At a Party
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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September 6, 2018I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 5, 2018I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee