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David Bradley Isenberg
David Bradley Isenberg is ambidextrous. He is also a stand-up comedian in New York City.
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October 16, 2018List: Humblebrag Injuries
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September 6, 2018Monologue: I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 5, 2018I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
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November 14, 2017I Am a Keurig Machine and I Would Like to Ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
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October 10, 2017Jared Kushner’s First Draft Plan for Peace in the Middle East
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June 27, 2017I Only Protested the Affordable Care Act Because the President Was Black. Please Don’t Take Away My Health Insurance
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome