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Articles by
David Hart
David Hart sometimes writes things when he’s not busy telling people to hush during meditation classes.
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August 8, 2018I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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October 6, 2015I Am the Visionary Conference Planner You’re Looking For
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November 5, 2013Inbox Om
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July 12, 2013An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew
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September 4, 2012I Am Selling Candy for My Basketball Team or My Conceptual Art Project
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September 28, 2011Masterpiece Theatre’s Missed Connections
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July 22, 2011An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm
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April 29, 2009The John Wooden Pyramid of Success Meets Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Feed
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February 27, 2009Investment Opportunities for a Weak Economy, Suggested by the Ghost of James Brown
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December 19, 2007“Clue” Accusations, 2012
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January 16, 2007When TV Resembles Reality
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August 23, 2006Bedtime Stories by Thom Yorke
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant