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Articles by
David Hart
David Hart sometimes writes things when he’s not busy telling people to hush during meditation classes.
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August 8, 2018I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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October 6, 2015I Am the Visionary Conference Planner You’re Looking For
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November 5, 2013Inbox Om
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July 12, 2013An Open Letter to My Two-CD Set of Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew
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September 4, 2012I Am Selling Candy for My Basketball Team or My Conceptual Art Project
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September 28, 2011Masterpiece Theatre’s Missed Connections
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July 22, 2011An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm
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April 29, 2009The John Wooden Pyramid of Success Meets Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Feed
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February 27, 2009Investment Opportunities for a Weak Economy, Suggested by the Ghost of James Brown
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December 19, 2007“Clue” Accusations, 2012
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January 16, 2007When TV Resembles Reality
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August 23, 2006Bedtime Stories by Thom Yorke
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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