Sex machines! Uh!
Popcorn! Good God!
Bonds! Maceo!
Mashed potatoes! Ha!
Hot pants! Yeow!
February 27, 2009
Investment Opportunities for a Weak Economy, Suggested by the Ghost of James Brown
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