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Articles by
Liz Alterman
Liz Alterman is the author of the memoir, Sad Sacked, the domestic suspense novel, The Perfect Neighborhood, and the young adult thriller, He’ll Be Waiting. Her essays have appeared in the New York Times, the Washington Post, and on the backs of cocktail napkins and CVS receipts. For more, visit lizalterman.com.
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February 9, 2024Middle-Aged Concertgoer Mad Libs
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March 19, 202124 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 50
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August 18, 2020Writers’ Tweets Translated
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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September 8, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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