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Articles by
Emily Delaney
Emily is a writer and video producer based in NYC.
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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November 19, 2020A Peek Inside Our 37-Step Hiring Process
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October 13, 2020The Only Good Films Are the Ones the Internet Has to Explain to You, According to Me, a Guy Who Took One Film Class in College
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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October 21, 2019I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”