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Jake Tapper
Jake Tapper is Chief Washington Correspondent for CNN and host of the news programs The Lead with Jake Tapper and State of the Union.
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December 1, 2017I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings
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May 22, 2017Why Does the Lame-Stream Media Only Focus On the Negative Regarding John Wilkes Booth?
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January 6, 1999Though I Can’t Be Certain, I Suspect That This Hollywood Actress I’m Interviewing May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having Sex With Me
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