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Articles by
Jane Garfinkel
Jane is a dog-walker/writer trying to become a writer/dog-walker. She runs the food blog No Meat Some Potatoes.
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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November 7, 2017How Can They Sleep at Night? Vignettes From the Trump Era
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July 11, 2017List: Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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May 31, 2017List: The Perks of Working From Home
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April 18, 2017List: 7 Questions for the Man On the Metro Who Wants to See Me Smile
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March 9, 2017Why I Wait Until the Third Date to Have Sex and Also Take This Paper Bag Off My Head
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December 14, 2016My Husband Died and Now His Ghost Wants Anal
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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October 16, 2018Pride and Prejudice, Silicon Valley Edition