Articles by
Jason O. Gilbert
Jason O. Gilbert is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn.
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March 21, 2018We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation
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December 13, 2017I’m Making a Few Changes to This Beloved Alt-Weekly
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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March 14, 2017Law & Order: Congressional Republicans Unit
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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December 16, 2016Hello, Tokyo! We’re Cheap Trick, and We Are Your U.S. Ambassadors to Japan!
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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January 22, 2014President Obama Announces Changes to the NSA
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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April 18, 2018The First Female President