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Articles by
Jason O. Gilbert
Jason O. Gilbert is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn.
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March 21, 2018We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation
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December 13, 2017I’m Making a Few Changes to This Beloved Alt-Weekly
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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March 14, 2017Law & Order: Congressional Republicans Unit
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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December 16, 2016Hello, Tokyo! We’re Cheap Trick, and We Are Your U.S. Ambassadors to Japan!
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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January 22, 2014President Obama Announces Changes to the NSA
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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November 20, 2020Quiz: Should You Expose Your Relative to COVID-19 This Thanksgiving?
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks