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Articles by
Jason O. Gilbert
Jason O. Gilbert is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn.
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March 21, 2018We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation
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December 13, 2017I’m Making a Few Changes to This Beloved Alt-Weekly
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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March 14, 2017Law & Order: Congressional Republicans Unit
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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December 16, 2016Hello, Tokyo! We’re Cheap Trick, and We Are Your U.S. Ambassadors to Japan!
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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January 22, 2014President Obama Announces Changes to the NSA
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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