Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Jason O. Gilbert
Jason O. Gilbert is a comedy writer living in Brooklyn.
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March 21, 2018We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation
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December 13, 2017I’m Making a Few Changes to This Beloved Alt-Weekly
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September 28, 2017A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price
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March 14, 2017Law & Order: Congressional Republicans Unit
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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December 16, 2016Hello, Tokyo! We’re Cheap Trick, and We Are Your U.S. Ambassadors to Japan!
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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January 22, 2014President Obama Announces Changes to the NSA
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 19, 2019List: Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients